{"product_id":"mr-lobos-cinema-insomnia-horrors-of-spider-island","title":"Mr. Lobo's Cinema Insomnia: Horrors of Spider Island","description":"Mister Lobo celebrates 20 years of hosting his show \u003ci\u003eCinema Insomnia\u003c\/i\u003e. In the tradition of those classic horror shows like \u003ci\u003eChiller Theatre\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eCreature Features\u003c\/i\u003e, host Lobo appears in brief vignettes between segments of the \"late late night movie.\" His sidekick throughout this 18-year run has been an anthropomorphic houseplant named Miss Mittens. \u003ci\u003eCinema Insomnia\u003c\/i\u003e has been seen on hundreds of local television and cable channels, and Lobo continues to be a regular guest at conventions like Wondercon and Monster Bash. He was even parodied in an episode of \u003ci\u003eScooby-Doo\u003c\/i\u003e. Known as an advocate for \"Bad Movies\", Mr. Lobo lives by the motto, \"They're not bad movies...just \u003ci\u003emisunderstood\u003c\/i\u003e.\"\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMiss Mittens goes on vacation and leaves Mr. Lobo alone with a spicy horror film from Germany - \u003ci\u003eEin Toter hing im Netz\u003c\/i\u003e, or \u003ci\u003eHorrors of Spider Island\u003c\/i\u003e as it's known in the States! Seven sexy chorus girls are chosen to perform at the opening of a hot new nightclub in Singapore. When their plane goes down over the Pacific Ocean, they wind up stranded on a strange tropical island. The steamy weather leads to flared tempers and underwear-clad catfights, until their male escort is bitten by a rabid arachnid and turns into a not-so amazing spiderous man - with a taste for the blood of babes! Mr. Lobo has to deal with some catfights of his own making when he opens up casting calls for a replacement for Miss Mittens. Desperate-yet-lovely Reel 7 Girls Jesse Seeherman and Dixie Dellamorto are soon competing for the coveted gig! It's cheesecake, sexism, satire, and cheap laughs when you're hangin' with Mr. L!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Alpha Video","offers":[{"title":"DVD","offer_id":45802863722646,"sku":"089218115195","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0703\/9621\/5446\/files\/089218115195.jpg?v=1762206665","url":"https:\/\/moviezyng.com\/products\/mr-lobos-cinema-insomnia-horrors-of-spider-island","provider":"Movie Zyng","version":"1.0","type":"link"}