Iron Fist: The Giants are Coming (aka Demir Yumruk: Devler Geliyor)

A wonderfully awful, grade-Z Turkish superhero film, whose badness is so enticing you'll find yourself watching it all the way through in one sitting and you'll be amazed at yourself for doing it. The hero is "Iron Fist," who goes around in a mask. He goes around beating the snot out of the bad guys, who include a wheelchair-bound Fumanchu character in drag; a bevy of bikini-clad girls with machine guns; there's even a gang of crazy Russian thugs. At stake is some priceless Uranium, but does the plot even matter?

• action
• fi & fantasy
• science fiction